Falcon Pwn

My Halo 3 term. There are 4 types. Falcon Pwn (Jumping then beating someoneNo Gravity Hammer). Super Falcon Pwn (Fly up HIGH, stick the opponent, beat themNO GRAVITY HAMMER before they explode). Ultimate Falcon Pwn (ExplodeBy beatNO GRAVITY HAMMER/Beat someone in ANY flying vehicle). Fuuuckkkk youuu pwnnned (You jump on top of your partners vehicleFLYING ONLY and beat themSKULL ONLY).

Me:FAAAAALLLLCOOONNNN
Man 1: What?
Me: PWWWWWWNNNN!!!
Man 1: WTF?!?! YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Me:Super!!!!
Man 2:Ha! No one will ever find me in my sniping place!
Me:Falcon!!!!
Man 2:AHHH!!! WTF?!?! SOMEONE STUCK ME!!!
Me:PWN!!!!!!
Man 2:...

Me:Ultimate...
Man 3:YOU BETTER NOT KILL ME YOU BASTARD!!
Me:Falcon....
Man 3:...
Me:PWN!!!!
Man 3:WOW! YOU FUCKING BITCH!! YOUR LUCKY THAT EXPLOSION DIDN'T KILL YOU!!

Me:Yo, I found the skull!
Partner:Iight, jump on my car, try not to fall off.
Me:...
Partner:YOU EXPLODED US BITCH!!!
Me:P...
Partner:FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Me:PWNED!!!!!You got falcon pwned!

by Tobi-Lass March 1, 2009

fagmotron

See wordJohn Mulhausen/word

I hear that fagmotron cares about puppies very much.

by das derrieres January 29, 2003

Falcon Punch

Phrase that is exclaimed when punching a book or binder out of someones hands, or off of a desk, table etc...

Mike: Hey Jimmy
Jimmy: What?
Mike: FALCON PUNCH!!! (Knocks book from Mikes hands)

by Nihowhello February 25, 2011

falconer

Grown man w/bird and pistol seeking employment.

To alleviate the nuisance of pigeons and gulls at the waterfront, we have hired a falconer to release falcons and shoot pistols.

To alleviate the nuisance of the falconer, his falcons, and the random shooting, we have hired his ex-wife to patronize him.

by BuzzAldrin September 30, 2011

Falcon-Dive

The female version of tea-bagging somebody where a naked woman squats over a man's face and forces her genital lips onto his face like a falcon diving for its prey.

How was your date this Lisa, dude?

Aw, man! You'll never believe this chick! She totally Falcon-Dived my ass!

by MightyDangle October 13, 2011

ass falcon

supreme jackass

see also; douche fag

wtf, amber?!...youre such an ass falcon!

by xoxota April 22, 2008

slong falcon

some one who likes to peck at someone elses pecker because wow they get bored after a while like what would you be doing with someone if they called it a pecker like call it a monster.

Mike: Your a slong falcon wait thats too majestic for you ya terd.

by squirral without nuts May 29, 2009