A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.
I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.
by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022
Get the bastard factormug. The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
by KSparx September 17, 2024
Get the Pucker Factor Zulumug. Person 1: Dude! i watched so much porn of sasha grey last night! it was great!
Person 2: Um...you may be suffering from The "Grey" factor bro, thats not very healthy.
Person 2: Um...you may be suffering from The "Grey" factor bro, thats not very healthy.
by Bibliotheca April 13, 2014
Get the The "Grey" factormug. Describes a phenomenon that happens to the majority of people in a conversation. The first few words that come out of the persons mouth are positive, followed by negative statements. You only remember the first 2 words or so, and ignore the negative words. Thereby giving that person the benefit of the doubt due to most people's inability to recall words or statements past the first few that were said.
He said "I Love You" and the everything else he said was a blur. I thought he said I was too skinny and needed to eat more, but I can't be sure.
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor
by pfactor May 25, 2013
Get the Primacy Factormug. When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot
Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.
by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012
Get the Ocular Distortion Factormug. When Andy achieves a full erection by observing punctuation formed in the shape of women’s breasts. For example: ( . Y .)
by Drewnew October 29, 2019
Get the Chub Factor 7mug. by Ali L January 27, 2024
Get the Purnell Factormug.