Flex

Paul.

Stop being so good Goddammit

Why do you gotta flex on us so hard Paul

"I don't try ,Paul Mcquigge."

by Saladcakes May 28, 2022

Flex Warrior

Someone who religiously plays flex because they are too much of a pussy to play solo/duo, but if they do decide to enter that realm they never play solo.

Oi, that Cringemod is such a flex warrior

by Oofan Bloberts March 22, 2021

Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.

Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.

by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Thrill flex

An impulse on a whim. Like a copycat shooting. A Thrill Flex with all the News and Social media inspired violence based on young men, not legal adults yet, thinking they can get away with because everyone else is doing it. A Thrill Flex.

He took a gun from his guardian to rob a convenience store because on a Thrill Flex impulse because he felt empowered.

by SLAYING DRAGONS 🐉 June 5, 2022

Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.

Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"

by von groovy June 23, 2024

dickie flex

when a man flexes his peen

wanna watch me dickie flex?
YOU CAN DO THAT??!

by heisnurens November 10, 2021