throw em bows

to get into a physical fist fight

i got mad so i had to throw dem bows

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Mormon Hold 'Em

Polygamous marriage. Made famous by guest character Judge Constance Harm on "The Simpsons."

Congress outlawed Mormon Hold 'Em in 1862 but some Mormons still practice polygamy.

by Smokin' Bitch Magnet January 6, 2006

Feed 'em apples

Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.

Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?

by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020

Never Heard Of Em

(Phrase) Sarcasm tempered by humor.
Mainly, people use it to say the opposite of what's true to make someone look or feel foolish.

"Do you know Louis Vuitton?"

they reply by saying, "Never Heard Of Em".

by EAST99 February 8, 2021

Carolina Hold 'Em

A poker style card game where males play at a card table, while the females perform oral sex on the male. The object of the game is the first female to create climax wins half the pot. The last male to reach climax wins the other half. The actual card game has nothing to do with winning.

Did you see how fast your friend's wife won the Carolina Hold 'Em game? It it was less than a minute.

by Dr. White Owl January 4, 2022

Carpe Key 'Em

Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.

I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.

by TUgirl18 November 7, 2010

Big Em Energy

When someone acts like their name is Emily.

"Whoa, that girl has Big Em Energy."
"Yeah, dude, she must have the name Emily."

by urbansanonymous July 6, 2019