double dong

A two sided dildo. Great for penetrating two people at once.

Babymomma: Who is going to strap it on tonight?
Candice: I want to get it tonight, you strap it on!
Babymomma: I strapped it on last night. YOU strap it on!
Candice: Well, we could use the double dong and both get some action...
Babymomma: Snap!

by LJM June 11, 2006

Purple Dong

Purple Dong is an Alcholic drink that has the thickness of cum when you drink it, and the cap to the bottle is a tip of a penis, and the rest of the bottle is like a long black shaft from Minnesota. The ingredients are homemade by Greg, And Spencer, and by homemade we mean "The Jizz"

Hey bartender give me a Purple Dong with a sample of that "Keep The Towel"

by JizzMan 69 June 8, 2007

ding dong

A code name for an annoying whore who always talks about herself.

This bitch is such a ding dong.

by Big Daddy2675 October 31, 2017

Fire dong

When you slather hot wing sauce on your dong.

Did you hear that Adam got turned on by his fire dong.

by Firedongalicious November 16, 2010

Bong-Dong

An impliment used by druggies while having sex. Specifically a dildo that can be used as a bong simultaneously.

"I wanted to take a hit while I was getting laid last night, so instead of just using a dildo, I fired up the Bong-Dong."

by OysterCultist January 3, 2010

D Dong

D Dong refers to Daniel James Seavey from the band Why Don't We. This came about after fellow band members Zach Dean Herron and Jack Robert Avery were calling each other 'Z Dong' and 'J Dong'.

Zach: Yo, D Dong and J Dong. Are we gonna go grab some food?
Daniel: Sure Z Dong.

by suckerforseavey December 31, 2017

Ding Dong

to ring a doorbell

"ding dong" i'll get it

by Simon Williamson (with an ugly girlfriend) August 9, 2003