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Disease

Mom: "GO TO SCHOOL"
me: "NO I DON'T WANT A DISEASE"
by CheseC May 24, 2019
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Cheese Disease

A non medical term that explains the correlation between people who consume cannabis and their uncanny yet powerful liking of dairy products, particularly cheese.
"Dude I think I have the cheese disease, I ate 18 cheese sticks in one sitting just now."

"I totally have it, I used to eat chunks of mozzarella when I used to work at Panera all the time, it was sick."
by 420jambi July 14, 2009
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Hideous Matching Disease

The inability to go out in public without matching belt to handbag to shoes to jewellery. Often using one very strong colour.
Normally only found in the female of the species and often comes on from about 20 years of age.
Sometimes called coming down with a case of the Clodagh's
She has the Hideous matching disease.
by C J F September 12, 2008
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Diseased kissing

When one believes that STDs can be caught via kissing
...... diseased kissing??
by The Jesus Room June 16, 2011
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VIP Disease

Is the disease chicks get when they want to feel like the are important in the Nightlife world.
"Local celebrity" or the "IT" girls. Get it from having sex with part owners and their friends, just to be in VIP. To feel like a very important person.
"Hey man,look at that hot chick!"
"Who!? Her? Hell No she got VIP DISEASE!"
by Irina Rivera February 17, 2009
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Jaywilsons-disease

Similar to lucasitis.

When a game director chooses to make a sequel of a previous successful game and releases a disappointment.

This is due to:

- not including/changing several features that made its predecessor so good
- balancing the game around a greedy pay2win formula
- having a lacking endgame
- not adding promised features after the game's launch.
"Hey man, how's diablo III nowadays, wanna go farm some legendaries later?"

"Nah, the game's still suffering from Jaywilsons-disease. The treatments they are administering don't seem to be working anymore and the game is slowly losing the will to live."
by deadhorse12 December 30, 2012
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Boyfriend Disease

A condition characterized by first, always needing a boyfriend, and, second, giving complete and total attention to said boyfriend. Symptoms usually include: loss of friends, annoying snaps and posts, and an awful boyfriend who looks like he stinks.
I really miss Michael. I haven't seen him in ages because he has boyfriend disease.
by Grandma430 November 26, 2017
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