destinesia

A medical condition that happens when you walk into a room and forgot why you went there.

I can't remember why I'm here! I've got destinesia.

by Pamej February 28, 2009

Destructo

A man who has no bounds. When saturday night is upon him he breaks all limits and barriers, sparing no one from his drunken madness. Upon entering his extremely drunken state, he tends to break anything on sight and is easily provoked. He has no filter when it comes to talking with women and always comes off as being a creep. At the end of a long, successful night he becomes very messy and usually needs to be taken care of or tended to. A wise man would know to never get in the way of the one they call Destructo.

It looks like he is going to unleash destructo tonight.

by UpDown42 September 22, 2010

Destination Fucked

Fat pig adjacent stupidity.

1: The Sheila was drinking beer and tried to be Tony Hawk. She sent herself to Destination Fucked.

by VixenWolf November 29, 2018

Destiny's spear

Another spiritually inspired poem. Bud McKinney the Blackfoot redneck is the father of Christ Bob.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.

“Destiny’s spear”
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.

My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.

The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,

without effort, my words start rhyming.

All this is coming off the top of my head,

there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.

I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit

and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.

He is a RAM with his horns entangled

wondering how his life got so mangled.

He does not complain and has no fear

because my spirit is always near.

My mother Mary taught him the Bible,

and our ancestry has always been Tribal.

When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,

God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.

Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,

and destiny's spear has a broken tip.

by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022

Bedifest Destiny

AKa Lebensraum, the way a woman sharing your bed will invariably take all of the blankets and a good 2/3 of the mattress by morning.

Man, my back is killing me, Natalie's bedifast destiny's leaving me half off the bed.

by Opopanax August 13, 2005

weapons of moose destruction

Great big sharp pointy antlers that cut you to pieces, especially when very sharp!

Martin the Moose cut open his rivals' nose using his "weapons of moose destruction", in a battle for territory and a good shag with Maggie the moose!

by jezz February 17, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

As determined by Bush:

Nail Files, Pocket Knives, AK47s, paint ball guns, laser pointers, chemical weapons, etc.

Reality:
Weapons designed to level entire cities or more. The only recorded use of them in war throughout history has been against Japan in Hiroshima and Nagasaki

eg: A bombs, H bombs, Nuclear Missiles, but NOT chemical weapons

A couple of terrorists were scouting out a building for over 2 years which they then planned to destroy with "weapons of mass destruction". Oh wait a minute... why would you hunt for a good place to use a nuke or other missile when such a weapons is more than enough to destroy the entire neigbhorhood?

by Jorotonimo April 21, 2005