Deerfoot Trail

Big road in Calgary. Quickest way to die in a vehicle accident because nobody can drive for shit in Calgary.

Bro: I want to claim insurance after a car crash, how will I achieve this?
Me: Go onto Deerfoot Trail. Some bitch going 140 in a 90 will help you out.

by somestupidwhiteguy66 October 23, 2025

Coco-de-mer

A cool fruit that looks exactly like a girl's nether regions posterior and anterior (sometimes with fuzz). It's also a protected plant, and the insides tastes like minty sperm.

Sailors on long journeys would pick up a coco-de-mer from the ocean and worship it.

by A Moot Point! October 6, 2008

Parkin Deer

A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it

Took ya long enough, what were ya doin, parkin deer?

by D-Llamas June 11, 2011

Oklahoma Deerglass

When one takes the glass part of a blender, then shoves it up ones asshole, and then turns it on and makes shits

I gave Samantha a Oklahoma Deerglass yesterday night!

by bentleyb-okc April 13, 2015

debbie deer

Debbie deer is when two teens are fucking and the parents walk in and the teens look like a deer in the headlights

When liza saw her dad looking at her she debbie deered and stopped fucking

by felix109 June 17, 2015

Wisconsin Deer Antler

When someone wears fake Deer Antlers and rape someone of the same sec

I gave that guy an Wisconsin Deer Antler

by afroninja069 September 21, 2016

jhon deer

a type of tracktor

KIEK DOAR! EEN JHON DEER! poah helemaal mooi

by don't use your real name twat January 9, 2017