Tech Decking

That is not what you say, you say FINGERBOARDING. Not "Tech Decking".

See that dude tech decking?
Mike Schneider: Dude. It's called FINGERBOARDING.

by fingerboard god June 2, 2022

Deck-Torched

To get blitzed by numerology of the base-ten math, then tortured via an environmental debt.

“Hey bruh, you totally got Deck-Torched. Better phone Saul and inquire to bail out! FERNANDO.”

by yakrank July 16, 2022

Chasing the chicken across the deck

Doing whippits, or nitrous-oxide

Hey Kyle! Want to go chasing the chicken across the deck?
Sure Christian, let me get some Whippits.

by quarantine2020 April 30, 2020

Glitch Deck

An item used by gamers to detect hidden secrets.

Adam used his Glitch Deck to find the secret chest in the dungeon.

by Roland Bates October 18, 2021

Decking

Repeatedly Slamming your Cock into a deck or dock as hard as you can, usually results in splinters, blisters and uncontrollable bleeding.

Yo Jimmy, want to go Decking later? me and Darren made plans to!!

by Yours Truly -JB January 13, 2024

Deck

Slang term for "Dick" or "Penis" in the Philippines.

Person 1 (Beautiful girl):*Posts Video*
Person 2 (Male):"Ay na like ng Deck ko"

by FloptropicanSwiftie1369 April 28, 2024

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023