mass-deck

the deck were massing occurs
(also see mass)
(also see crete)

Let's go crete on the mass-deck.

by poop December 13, 2003

Lifting the back deck

to confidently attempt to perform an impossible task, having misunderstood the difficulty of the task or overestimated one’s ability to complete it. Often with loved one(s) looking on and questioning one’s sanity in the vain attempt.

He thought he could make the company more customer centric, but he was lifting the back deck.

by Boydz June 22, 2021

washed the deck

To eat out a girl

My boyfriend washed the deck so good last night i can not walk right i am so raw from him

by yea me 2 December 31, 2014

Decking

Repeatedly Slamming your Cock into a deck or dock as hard as you can, usually results in splinters, blisters and uncontrollable bleeding.

Yo Jimmy, want to go Decking later? me and Darren made plans to!!

by Yours Truly -JB January 13, 2024

T-Deck

Slang for a fingerboard e.g. Tech Deck

The man did a awesome trick on his T-Deck

by BlueDice November 8, 2021

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023

deck

a place all men drink beers while sitting and playing country music

Man 1, Hey wanna beer
man 2, yeah sure
man 2, drinks while playing music on the deck

by Mr. Disappointment December 7, 2021