Dr Google

A "Doctor" who largely reduced the prestige of licensed medical professionals in the intelligent public's mind between 1998 and 2009.

"Dr Google" belongs to the same Country Club as "Google Esq" "Google CPA," "Google CFA," "Google Broker," "Prof Google," and "Coach Google."

You're 38 years old and you have an IQ over 140. You don't have a medical license or attempt to provide medical treatment to others. You do, however, consult "Dr Google" for your own medical needs on a regular basis and have had a long, successful "Doctor"-patient relationship with 'him.' In recent years, you feel inclined to send "Dr Google" the "thank you" gifts that you used to send to real physicians.

by HonkusSeized May 1, 2009

Dr. Jerry

a lively concoction of equal parts Diet Dr Pepper and Sailor Jerry's rum. patented by Dave and Blaire

Dr. Jerry means you should take a pint size glass and add Sailor Jerry. Add ice. Add Diet Dr. Pepper. Fill glass to the brim. Enjoy.

by Dave and Blaire October 14, 2009

Dr. Crab

1)old man looking to get in little girls pants...also has a blood fetish
2)what you call your doctor if he/she comes onto you

1) Guy: Why is that old guy talking to that four-year-old?
Other Guy: Oh that's Herbert, he's such a Dr. Crab. He's only talking to her because she's on her period.

2)Girl: My doctor kept touching my tits even when he didn't have to. What a Dr. Crab.

by snookiepookie February 27, 2009

TL;DR:

Too long; Didn't read.

used a lot in www.pbnation.com smalltalk.

I went to the house with bobby and we partied and then went to jimmys at 9 and then sarahs at 10 while we all went to the movies and jimmy was like etc.

TL;DR: I hung out with my friends and we went to the movies.

by Jordan F August 3, 2006

Dr Google

{alternative definition}

Dr Google is the professional advice you defer to when performing online searches for information using the google search engine. Dr Google knows all.

Example 1:

Rachel: What's the difference between curling your tongue and clamshelling your tongue?
Mike: Dunno! Let me ask Dr Google...


Example 2:

Mike: 10mm is a bit thick for climbing rope...
Rachel: 10 mm is <1/2"
Mike: 10mm is 1/2.5"
Rachel: 10 millimeters = 0.393700787 inches according to Dr Google.

by Pi_Junglecat April 27, 2009

Dr. Greenthumb

The one who get the herb man what he need.

"Hey man can i get a sack?"
"Fuck dude im out. I gotta re-up"
"Call up Dr. Greenthumb. Hes got some mad chronic"

by shredheadGENT July 29, 2009

Dr Eggman

His full name is Ivo “Eggman” Robotnik. Dr Robotnik has an IQ of 300 which he uses to kill animals and attempts to drill a hole in Sonic’s forehead. Sometimes he gets creative and once even shot up an entire forest for shits and giggles. He then spent 55 minutes laughing about it and also he finds glee in emaciating animals by shoving their asses into cages and locking them. He also eats 299 eggs every day to keep his Eggman size.

Sonic: Dr Eggman, you won’t get away with this
Dr Eggman: jokes on you fucktard I already planted a bomb in the orphanage.

Sonic: not if I believe in my friends
*gun shots*
Dr Eggman: sonic is no more

by Trumpthecoolkidswagger March 19, 2019