Doggy dabs

A doggy dab, a little wee brown stain which is often found long after a punishment turd has been found, left urgently by a desperate doggo. The doggy dab is the result of a repeated turtle head poop poking it's little brown head out,

leaving an imprint like a brown jumbo bingo marker, while your dog patiently tried to garner your attention to take it outside to lay it's log safely on the lawn. Don't be surprised to find a doggy dab or ten if you've not been timely with allowing your doggo to enjoy its motions.
I waited in all day for a delivery of cbd vapes, my dog did an indoor shit because I slack on taking him outside, later I found a series of doggy dabs all-over the arm of my sofa.
by pander.to.me November 30, 2023
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Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.
I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato
by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023
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Water doggie

A water doggie is an English island slang for stingrays.
Wow look at those stingrays
Dude. We call them water doggies
Cool.
by Corgigirl February 08, 2019
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dirty doggie

A sexy beast who does something without you. Ex. Eat steak when out of town, go riding on a Harley, etc.
Babe, what are you eating for dinner tonight while in Wisconsin? Oh, just having a sirloin. You dirty doggie you!!!
by Goodgirl2ru July 15, 2017
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Slump doggy

Master of putting there partner to sleep after a 2+ hour session of doggy style.
by Slump Doggy September 16, 2021
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doggy woggies

I made a big whoopsie in my doggy woggies
by BlitzRain July 05, 2022
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