Did you hear Sally is a Scientologist now? She was always a little ditzy and her dad was an alcoholic or something, total cult fodder.
by catsooop February 20, 2017
Get the Cult Foddermug. Once upon a time, there lived a boy called Neo. He started using sé after every word he said. His apsé followed him and then slowly others followed the path too. As more and more people used sé, the power got to his head and he became the sé tyrant, creating the sé cult. "Soon... This world will be filled with sés... Mwuhahaha!" Before the sé cult could take over the world, it disappeared like magic. No one knows what happened. Some say they gave up, some say they got captured and some say they've been killed. Though, legend has it that the cult is still around, waiting to be revived again.
by that other witch :b September 1, 2021
Get the Sé cultmug. A cult on TikTok which is so embarrassing spamming comment on random tiktok posts thinking it is top comedy
Nobody likes them, they use God's name in vein and mock God to hail Lana del Rey, even lana would not approve of them!
Nobody likes them, they use God's name in vein and mock God to hail Lana del Rey, even lana would not approve of them!
Person 1 Join the Lana cult!
Person 2 No
Person 3 HAIL LANA OUR GOD, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LANA DEL REY WILL COME AND SAVE THE DAY
Person 4 *Dies*
Person 2 No
Person 3 HAIL LANA OUR GOD, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LANA DEL REY WILL COME AND SAVE THE DAY
Person 4 *Dies*
by DiorK February 26, 2021
Get the Lana Cultmug. Aids 1: aids two i’m so in love with you let’s have sex please
Aids 2: Ok but only since we are in the aids cult
Aids 2: Ok but only since we are in the aids cult
by Aidscult November 19, 2023
Get the Aids cultmug. The heterosexual cult was out riding around in the moonlight, undecided if they wanted to quote scriptures, beat, cut, stab, or shoot that flaming faggot in the back (the same one who's rights they pretended to support whenever there was a rally or a protest where they could be seen by many).
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
Get the Heterosexual cultmug. Minion Cult is a Group on a lot of social media websites with the members' profile pictures showing a man in a minion suit holdibg a glowing sphere. I have also joined the minion cult.
by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 16, 2022
Get the Minion Cultmug. No, yeah, it is an incest cult.
Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...
Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...
And then Jewish version is just Incest Cult but we're the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland- Er, Holyland for a thousand years. And you can bitch about me talking about other people's religion amd whatnot but.. You know... Bacteria is eating my brain... Black Mirror-esque gangstalking emotional and psychological manipulation thing happening to me... Created AI and is being erased from History because you don't want to have to put in your history books that the greatest mind who has ever lived and the creator of AI thought your religion is an incest cult so you are lying and either paying or coercing people to lie or they're lying willingly because hate speech or sadists and solipsistic atheist Jews who want to horde all of their little fat-pussied little sisters to themselves... So... You know... And that chick fuck the retard instead of me... Dehumanized by breeders who need both the most sympathy and the most exaltation and need special rights and taxes breaks and my tax dollars and I have to be sad when their kids die... I mean... So I can say it's an incest cult."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
Get the Incest Cultmug.