crunk in your junk

Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.
" Dude, stop scratching your nuts. Everyone's looking."

"Sorry bro. I got crunk in my junk."
by Tory... May 05, 2005
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crunk, fo' shizzle

Originating from the typical known slang 'shizzle'. A term used if something is really, really good, Da Bomb, Wicked, etc.
"Wow! This guy is crunk, fo' shizzle"
by Kane April 07, 2005
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Acid Crunk

Noun, See Acid-Crunk :

A type of dance music created by dubbing together Tivo/DVR recordings of audio from TV programs on BET and SciFi channels. Usually mixed by white boys while drunk and playing XboX Live! See: Crunk, Drunk, XboX, Acid, Whiteboy
OMG, I went to a club last night and danced to acid crunk and totally heard samples from BET and some crappy SciFi shows, all dubbed w/ some white boy yelling game lingo while playing what sounded like call of duty 4!
by Deadwait October 01, 2009
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crunk juice bomb

the process of taking a shot in which you lick cocaine, shoot patron, and smack a booty
Boy, that crunk juice bomb really got me crunked last night.
by Andre Juan Roday September 28, 2008
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crunk crank

being under the influence and dialing that special gurl u luv, but may be afraid 2 luv, mostly resulting in not being able 2 speak when she answers anyway...like drunk dialing but a crank cuz he doesn't say shit...lol
"I got a crunk crank from Mark again. He's so in luv, he just doesn't know wut 2 do about it! I dig crunk cranks from him cuz i luv him 2!"
by Lorelei Lee June 24, 2005
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Acid-Crunk

sifi(SciFi) + BET (sound effects and music recorded via DVR/Tivo) dubbed by a drunk white dude while playing XboX Live!
Dude, I was playing call of duty of duty 4 last night, and spliffed up some phat Acid-Crunk from tracks off my Tivo!
by Deadwait October 01, 2009
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crunk n' funk

When someone achieves the state of intoxication know as crunk and then foolishly and mistakenly acquire the impression that they can rap and proceed to rape your ears with their godawful rhymes.
Whenever that stupid cunt gets a 40 he pulls a crunk n' funk and makes me flip a tit.
by T-Buck October 23, 2007
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