cooper is a guy with no ass at all. coopers go for the worst footy teams and are terrible at many sports and activities like footy, basketball and more. coopers have an extremely bad taste in food.
by absolute goat August 31, 2021
Get the coopermug. 
by Cooper Petton April 20, 2018
Get the cooper pattonmug. A boy with light brown hair and blue eyes and a ugly face and picks his nose. A huge baseball fan but he also probably secretly likes boys too but I am whateves I don't judge.
by MadGirl101 December 14, 2017
Get the Cooper Blanchardmug. tall math teacher big beard. looks bad w/o one
slightly unhinged and bipolar
married
big football guy
overall, cool math guy
slightly unhinged and bipolar
married
big football guy
overall, cool math guy
by blerrrrp June 16, 2022
Get the Mr. Coopermug. A weed strain made from space cakes, white zookies, and cherry lemon gelato. Created by the infamous Coopdogg. So potent you will literally forget how to walk. One of the best strains!
Friend: dude are you ok? You’ve been sitting on that swing for 15 minutes.
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move
Me(unable to move): that Super Cooper was so strong I literally don’t know how to move
by Lego nerd May 28, 2025
Get the Super Coopermug. 1 • Is not a safety
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
• A cornerback who will lockdown your number one
• CB1
2. • Is Cornerback one
• locked down your number one option
• A punt returner
• Almost cribbed the punt return
• Be locking down your slot
3. • Super Bowl Champion
• Aquarius
• The first player in Super Bowl history to intercept a pass or score a touchdown on his birthday
• Returned a poor throw by Kermit 38 yards for a TD to give Philadelphia a 17-0 lead over Kansas City in the second quarter
Person 1: *Mentions Cooper DeJean*
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
Person 2: “What did you say about Cooper DeJean?”
Person 1: “said his white ass can run”
Eagles Fan: “Dejean is CB1!!!!!”
Sportscaster: “Why is he CB1? Let me guess? Quick than fast? Sneaky athletic? LET THAT WHITE BOY PLAY CORNER”
FUN FACT: You throw it his way, noooo go
“Black QB and a White Cornerback won the Super Bowl? I KNEW DEI was beneficial!!!”
by beyhivebouncer February 11, 2025
Get the Cooper DeJeanmug.