To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately
Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024
Get the Cooperatemug. by YAYMANYAY February 4, 2022
Get the Cooper Coopermug. This cool dude is quiet when you first meet him, but gain his trust, and he will be open to you and maybe the most loyal friend (or boyfriend) you will ever have. Friendly but shy, he's a great guy to have on your side.
Guy 1: Woah, who's that guy?
Guy 2: Oh, that's Cooper.
Guy 1: A Cooper? Sheesh. I've heard of Coopers. They're pretty sick.
Guy 2: Ya betta believe it!
Guy 2: Oh, that's Cooper.
Guy 1: A Cooper? Sheesh. I've heard of Coopers. They're pretty sick.
Guy 2: Ya betta believe it!
by Manthemanofyes November 4, 2021
Get the Coopermug. by sakē December 15, 2021
Get the cooper toddmug. Owner of a large lube franchise
Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory
Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory
Gay man1: hey did you bring the lube?
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!
by Bostoncreampies March 19, 2024
Get the Coopermug.