Comfortably Numb

No emo poseur is safe from this holy song.

Emo poser: "Dude...I'm crying 'cause Taking Back Sunday is so good..."
Me: "Nice opinion. Sadly, youtube.com/watch?v=x-xTttimcNk"

Yes, that is the YouTube Topics video for Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

by 7568ino December 28, 2023

Comfort excuse

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities

She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term

by Miktionary January 6, 2024

comfort break

Corporate slang for you need a sh*t

Damn, last night’s pizza didn’t go down very well, hey boss I’m going on a comfort break!

by Xoogster February 16, 2024

Connortastic

a dude called Connor who is maybe fantastic

dude you are so connortastic (maybe)

by Wizzyizzy March 5, 2024

Comfortable

Come for table

Waiter: "Comfortable sir?"
dad: "No no, Come for food."

by urdadwhostillisntbackwithmilk March 13, 2024

Comfortably numb

Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Is there anybody in there?

I have become comfortably numb

by Pinkfloydfan56 March 13, 2024

comfortshield

When a character is mischaracterized in a way that removes any red flags or when their only character trait is being comforting.

"Hero (OMORI) is an adult right? Why does every fanfiction I read write him as a comforting parental figure instead of a young adult learning how to be an adult?"
"He's a comfortshield. Some people don't like giving him red flags, or substance."

by besotteds April 5, 2024