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Reality Coma

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.
"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'
by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018
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Dough Coma

When you eat so much pizza, you lose control of your eyelids.
Dale on his anniversaries because he gets a dough coma.
by Doughcoma24 January 7, 2019
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Coma

A coma is a deep state of prolonged unconsciousness in which a person cannot be awakened; fails to respond normally to painful stimuli, light, or sound; lacks a normal wake-sleep cycle; and does not initiate voluntary actions. Coma patients exhibit a complete absence of wakefulness and are unable to consciously feel, speak or move. Comas can be derived by natural causes, or can be medically induced.
Victim of a car accident: W-Where i am!?
Friend: You were in a coma, so you are in a hospital
by a kid fron your school March 12, 2019
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Coma

A coma is a deep state of prolonged unconsciousness in which a person cannot be awakened; fails to respond normally to painful stimuli, light, or sound; lacks a normal wake-sleep cycle; and does not initiate voluntary actions. Coma patients exhibit a complete absence of wakefulness and are unable to consciously feel, speak or move. Comas can be derived by natural causes, or can be medically induced.
victim of a car accident: w-where i am!?
doctor: in a hospital, you were in a coma.
by a kid fron your school March 12, 2019
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Phone Coma

Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.
Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.
by Hobarto April 18, 2019
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Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.
“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”
by SalvyZ August 29, 2019
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