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columbia hydraulics

Hydraulic repair company in the Pacific Northwest.
Columbia Hydraulics is the best for cylinder repair and hard chrome plating!
by Cc ltd February 6, 2017
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Columbian wristwatch

A way the cartel shows you don't try to fuck them. First, they slit your wrist, then they stick your dick in your wrist to slow down the bleeding. Every few minutes they pull your dick out and "find out what time it is" then put it back before you bleed out too much. It's a slow death.
Chris tried to fuck the Colombians over so they gave him a new Columbian wristwatch.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2017
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Columbus Man

THE Facebook troll of Columbus, Indiana. Pretends to be a journalist, but usually just posts trash and rumors about events around town.
"What was going on in the parking lot at the high school?"
"I don't know, let me check Columbus Man."
by psawyerscott September 25, 2017
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Columbus Coif

A sexual act in which a person defecates upon another person's head. This could be achieved while a man is receiving fellatio in a 69 position and defecates upon his partner's head.

This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio Trifecta.
Hey man, me and my chick just completed the Ohio Trifecta when she let me give her a Columbus Coif.
by Flashtopher May 8, 2018
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Columbian Soul Patch

When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.
Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.
by Jayare87 May 12, 2018
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Columbian Rudolph

When your nose is red and stuffy at the end of an 8 hour coke binge.
Person 1: hey dude are you sick or something?
Person 2: nah man, just got that Columbian Rudolph.
by Not OSI August 3, 2018
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columbie

Columbie's are usually used to describe people with feet sniffing addictions.

Columbie's are also referred to as red booty monkey in South America.
"You have a Feet sniffing addiction you have columbie."

"Oh my God would you look at the size of the columbie on that savage ugly baboon."
by John Kirt August 25, 2018
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