ass clappers

pants worn by a male that are tight as hell around the ass region

Check out our professor's ass clappers.

by Booravajat December 6, 2009

bottled and capped

When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)

I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.

by Jose, James,David June 8, 2007

oops i crapped my pants

diapers for the nearly dead

old people poop their pants.....bwhahahaha

When I showed up with her groceries, I had to tell the Crypt Keeper that her Oops I Crapped My Pants were out of stock. But I need them! she said.

How do you know about Oops I Crapped My Pants? Because I'm wearing them and I just did.

by Eat a dick February 20, 2004

clapperss

Big botty.
That Betty tho!
Dang she got some clapperss!

She have clapperss for days

by jessi bunny March 10, 2015

Capped

Another word for handicapped

John: "2+2=3"
Adam: "John I can't believe how fucking capped you are"

by UnexpectedWeirdo December 8, 2018

clappers

English slang. Typically used around London. Similar to the word “uggers”. Used to describe somebody who is ugly - similar to clapped.

Emmanuel: Kate’s fit you know
Kyle: Nah, she’s clappers

by sightseer930 March 23, 2019

Chapped-lips-stick

On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.

It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?

by Nipple Knockers April 3, 2022