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A Claire

"You're such a Claire, Beatrice" said Jonathan to the 78 year old cougar.
by JoopJoop123445 December 1, 2021
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Claire Friendly

Term used to describe a noun which enhances the wellbeing of, or does not cause emotional or physical harm to a Claire.

Synonyms: eco friendly, gluten free, dairy free, organic, unscented, art, dancing, chicken stock, mutts, nature walks, home cooking, granny panties, warm lighting, Gua Sha, herbal remedies, clothes that feel like pajamas, reduce reuse recycling, GAPS foods, heating pads, warm weather, cuddles, traditional Chinese medicine, probiotics, using white vinegar to solve all of your problems.

Antonyms: gluten, synthetic fragrances, bras, fluorescent lighting, dairy, horrors/psychological thrillers, pesticides, fast food, sports, chewing gum, refined sugar, wastefulness, chlorine, being overstimulated, pork, fluoride, malls, vaping, thongs, disposable plastics, running, alcohol, Langford, really cold water, caffeine, hospitals, but also; being too far away from hospitals.
Hey, I want to invite Claire to this party in Langford where people go to get drunk and play sports in a chlorinated pool while vaping and chewing gum, but you know her better than I do so I wanted to check if you think it’s Claire friendly. It starts really late, but there are really bright overhead LED lights, loud top 40 music and sugary caffeinated energy drinks so I think that will help keep her energy up. I want it to be a surprise though so I’m gonna bring a thong and bra with the clothing tags still inside that I washed with tide laundry detergent that she can wear since she won’t have a bathing suit. What do you think? Claire friendly?
by Tree trunk 11 February 12, 2024
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claire lafler

ok so like claire lafler is super fuckin cool. first off she's like totally rad and drop dead gorgeous... she also is j so sexy bbg and rocks every runway!! i mcfuckin love claire lafler!! she's also married to drew starlet and i live laugh love that for her
claire lafler is so mother!!

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#coquette #sexy #claireXdrewstarkey
by mcgregortwddybear February 21, 2024
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Claire Witts

A very pretty girl who is the best at everything. You won’t regret meeting her.
Also very cute.
You look very pretty today Claire Witts
Now you say thank you.
Thank you.
by ericisasherslonglostfather March 27, 2024
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Claire Collins

A non-alcoholic cocktail made with soda water, pineapple, and lime—served tall, crisp, and garnished with a lime. Basically a Tom Collins that decided to go on a wellness retreat and came back glowing.

Known for being refreshing, subtly tropical, and effortlessly classy—just like the person who orders it. Perfect for when you want good vibes without the hangover.
When you’re detoxing but still want to look like you own a beach house — order a Claire Collins.
by writingriver October 15, 2025
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claire in a beige cage

A person of color who enjoys being topped by a white person.
oh yeah, she mostly dates white girls. she likes claire in a beige cage.
by SorryWatermelon July 8, 2021
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