chode

a penis that is wider and fatter than it is long

the penis was really fat and short what a chode

by fuckingA August 8, 2007

chode

anything unproportional most commonly affiliated with a penis, but can be just about anyhting.

wow, that midget tapdancing is a chode!!

by the chodester November 21, 2003

chode

a huge fat mudda cok. short and round

"sam kerr you fat chode"

by phil connell October 21, 2003

chode

Chode comes from the latin word "choderus", which meant short and girthy. Nowadays, it is used to describe penises that are fatter than they are longer.

All Lakers fans are f*cking chode faces.

by calpoly.slo.FU May 21, 2004

chode

Lame, basically, uncool

Ugh! Mike is so chode!

by B.O.A.T. June 11, 2006

chode

a person who loves rap music, tries to get with every girl he can and fails. A pure asshole scumbag peace of shit who likes to fuck people over. the king of all assholes

damn mike is such a chode.

by georgebob March 3, 2008

chode

a penis as wide as is is long

the man whipped out his 10 inch chode and the woman fainted at the sight.

by tatiana May 18, 2004