commanderkody101

Loves America a little too much, patriotism is almost as fun as racism

OMG commanderkody101 is soo cool!

by Hahha no April 28, 2024

comment section soldier

Someone who looks though comments of a post of someone who is usually a minority or oppressed to some extent, or someone who is attacked for a certain opinion that is widely seen as justified and morally right, and debates with the commenters who disagree and attack the speaker/poster.

When it comes to posts about the trans community, I become a comment section soldier and sift through the comments to fight the 12 year olds hating

by Ermmmmm69420 May 13, 2024

comment tu t'appelles

Definition
"Comment tu t'appelles ?" is an informal way to say "What's your name?" in French.

How to use it
In French, there are many ways to say "What's your name".

Comment tu t'appelles ?
Comment t'appelles tu ?
Comment vous appelez vous ? (Formal)
Quel est ton nom ?
Quel est votre nom ? (Formal)
C'est quoi ton nom ?
C'est quoi votre nom ? (Formal)
Ton nom ?
Votre nom ? (Formal)
Nom ?

by A doodle June 3, 2024

Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024

Comment novelist

Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.

Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist

Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!

by Professional goblin December 15, 2024

Commentbait

A form of commentpost specifically designed to generate more comments—controversial opinions, inflammatory statements, deliberately ignorant questions, or "hot takes" crafted to provoke outrage and engagement. Commentbait is the engine of platform engagement metrics: the more comments, the more the algorithm promotes the post, the more comments it generates. Commentbaiters don't care what you say, as long as you say something. They're not trying to convince or communicate; they're trying to capture attention, generate metrics, and feed the machine. Every "unpopular opinion" thread, every "am I the only one who..." post, every deliberately wrong answer on a help forum—commentbait, all of it. The commentbaiter has learned that engagement is its own reward, and that the best way to get engagement is to make people angry enough to type.

Example: "The post was simple: 'The earth is actually flat and here's why.' No evidence, no argument, just a claim designed to trigger. And trigger it did—thousands of comments, millions of views, days of engagement. The poster never responded to any of it. They didn't need to. Commentbait had worked: the algorithm loved it, the platform promoted it, and the poster walked away with the only currency that matters—attention."

by Dumu The Void February 20, 2026

Commander Shafi

The most badass Afghan commander of all time. Shafi was an ethnic hazara commander who was anti-Talinan and was nicknamed “Shafi Dewana” AKA Crazy Shafi due to his unorthodox war tactics. It was reported he would stand directly in front of enemy fire while standing on top of crates and shoot at the enemy. Also he would intentionally yell to draw out the enemy which confused them. These actions earned him the nickname “Shafi Dewana”

Hasib: “bro who is your favorite afghan general of all time?”
Najeeb: “commander shafi, the guy was a legend.”

by Culturalinnovator March 5, 2026