Join the club

An agreement to a statement, often used sarcastically.

Aaron: "I dont study for tests."

Sarah: "Join the club."

aaron: "Im a gold member."

Sarah: "Oh yeah? Ive reached platinum status."

by Telephobic teenager January 15, 2013

Club Sandwich

Similar to a threesome but involves 5 people, 3 male and 2 female, in a stack arrangement that resembles a Club Sandwich. In order to hold the stack together one of the women must wear a strap-on otherwise known as the 'toothpick' in the sandwich.

Could my two friends and I interest you ladies in a Club Sandwich?

by MattMc September 17, 2008

[Surf Club]

An actual club that every few times a month has a special night just for teens 13-18.In which there are outside decks on the water,with DJ's & glow sticks. Techno lives here.When your here you'll see a bunch of Guido's & fat whores who are in ripped "home made" jeans. With their hair in what is called "The Poof".

Everyone is going to Surf Club the 10th.

by ASHLEYNICOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 22, 2009

campbell club

Co-op on Alder Street in Eugene, OR. Directly across the street from the University of Oregon. Some of the most raging parties in the city have gone down here. When analyzed objectively, one can only conclude that this co-op is a "hipster frat." People who live at this co-op tend to not like the Eugene Police Department because a lot of weed goes in and out of the building, which means that disputes are settled by any means possible that don't involve calling the police. Chores are assigned to residents, but nobody does their chores, which means a select few people end up doing all the work. The sink is always full of messy dishes. The Campbell Club is a crazy, adventurous place.

-Dude 1: "Yo bro, theres this hot chick with dreads who lives at the Campbell Club. I totally want to get with this chick."
-Dude 2: "Just say you believe in some liberal cause."
-Dude 1: "Word."

by bootysaxlick January 13, 2014

fight club

you do not talk about fight club

you DO NOT talk about fight club

by jacksbrokensoul April 19, 2015

Scrub Club

The Scrub Club is a small group of friends who are not very popular but will always stick together. They rarely get into disagreements but when they do the always work them out. It consist of six members including the smart one, The oldest, The tall one, The funny one, The fat one, and The hot one. These friends always hang out with eachother and will have many great times.

Guy1: Hey, have you seen those geeks always hanging out at lunch together?

Guy2: Yeah, they call themselves the Scub Club. I think Scrub Club is just a bunch of losers who’s only friends are eachother.

by Adamyourbro June 9, 2018

fight club

You don't talk about it.

"First rule about fight club is th-- wait, I didn't mean to.. please. Oh God! NO! IM SORRY! IM BEGGING YOU! AAAAHHHHHHHH--" *BOOM*

You don't talk about it.

by OdecaNebur March 31, 2017