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Greasy Dog Butthole

An area on the map Isolation on Halo 3. It is at the top of the map where you jump down the tube (near the shotgun) and you emerge from the greasy dog butthole.
"I just got the shotgun and I'm about to have a rape party on these noobs once I emerge from the greasy dog butthole. They'll probably deserve the vicious T-Bagging that will then ensue"
by Dirty D19 February 23, 2009
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texas butthole massacre

the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously

texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy

girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
by roflrofler September 4, 2009
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CB (Clean Butthole)

1. noun. A term used to describe the most supreme women. You can tell a woman is CB status without ever seeing her naked. These women generally have a great ass, clearly keep everything tight and most importantly, are always clean. Makes for great ass eating and other ass endeavours.
Damn Gina, you're looking like a real CB today.

Alfonso, you're not gonna believe this girl's Instagram photos. I've never seen a C this B.

This girl I'm talking to definitely has a clean butthole. If she's not a CB I don't know who is!

Sam have you seen these TikTok thots? Definitely the next generation of CB's.

A CB (clean butthole) is the highest level of hotness a woman can achieve. Some example of this are Scarlett Johansson, Shakira, Salma Hayek, pretty much any Instagram model and now the majority of the TikTok thots.
by PapaNoPickle April 23, 2021
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leaky butthole syndrome

Fake disorder that a bad mom uses as an excuse to keep their kid at school even though he has exploding diarrhea
"He his shitting everywhere and on everything, he needs not to be here at school, but mom has a doctor's for leaky butthole syndrome so the principal said we can't send him home"
by IrishMerc September 29, 2021
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butthole-itchy-itis

butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine
John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.
by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021
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tight butthole moment

Refers to a close call or high pressure-type situation
I had a tight butthole moment while evading the cops during my trip to New Orleans last week
by Kumpel June 9, 2022
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Butthole Cracker Wacker

someone who makes you mad and is a butthole cracker wacker
by morrrr September 2, 2022
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