by JoeWade April 24, 2009
when a guy asks to use your phone to call his girl and then when he gets off the phone with her he trys to get at you.
meaning MISS ME WITH THE BULLSHIT.
meaning MISS ME WITH THE BULLSHIT.
by Blowquiefa August 10, 2006
When a cute, pretty or beautiful girl (or a girl that just has this mentality) tries to play games when it comes to dating. She could lie about something to hide the truth from you but mostly her insecurities will cause complications in your life to try and control you. She could also think that she's worth more than you and that her beauty is on a pedestal and doesn't think she needs a man.
Joe: Man, I've been on like five dates with her and I still haven't hit it yet.
Me: She's making you work for it.
Joe: I tried to ignore her but then she'll invite me over her place and cook for me. Each time I try to get close, she'll push me away.
Me: That's that pretty girl bullshit.
Me: She's making you work for it.
Joe: I tried to ignore her but then she'll invite me over her place and cook for me. Each time I try to get close, she'll push me away.
Me: That's that pretty girl bullshit.
by SYM007 February 21, 2016
When something happens to you that you are unable to explain only to explain such an event using Bullshit Science.
Lets say you are playing any First Person Shooter, and you expierence lag which ends up getting you killed that could only be explained using the logic of Bullshit Science, But if it happens over and over and over then you can say it's " Bullshit Science Time"
by Elmer Fud 247 October 19, 2010
A bullshit vortex generator is a person who speaks lots of bullshit. Wich in turn gets everyone all upset and so on. In essance the bullshit spewed by the first person sucks all of his/her friends into this vortex fo bs
Mike is a real bullshit vortex generator. He was telling everyone at work this lie and everyone got sucked into this vortex of bullshit and they were all pissed at eachother
by Ron Chee July 22, 2009
WTF IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!!!!
by Zoubrasauce August 16, 2009
Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything.
Some examples include:
-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat
Some examples include:
-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat
Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down!
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!
Ex. 2:
Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit
Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
Ex. 4:
Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!
Ex. 2:
Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit
Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
Ex. 4:
Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there
by DJ Pissed As FUCK July 02, 2015