evil beaver

After contacting a sexually transmitted disease from a chick, her vagina is forever known as an evil beaver.

"Dude, Do not go home with that chick. Believe me, she has an evil beaver"

by Thealaskan April 22, 2008

Beaver Dog

A dog that becomes overly stuffed when eating then resembles a beaver when laying on its belly.

After the stray dog scarfed down a pot of spaghetti he turned into a beaver dog.

by PThompson92 May 28, 2013

Dusty Beaver

Commonly known as "Justin Beiber" but refers to his feminine style and unused female sexual organ. Enough said.

Yo! Did you hear about Dusty Beaver's new dew?...DUMB!!!

by JayBro4995 August 24, 2011

beaver envy

A wistful near-jealous respect, longing and admiration for all things Canadian.

During the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver the whole world had a mad case of beaver envy.

by Poetessa August 16, 2010

eating the beaver

Basically giving oral sex to a hairy vagina

I was eating the beaver last night.

by Boduke April 4, 2015

Beaver Mist

While having intercourse with a particularly aromatic woman, during her organismic episode, she squirts her fun fluid around Mr. Limpy. The outlying fire creates a titillating mist of vaginal fluids.

When I was fucking her in the back of an Arby's, she fired off a round of beaver mist and it hit me in the eye!

by boetso June 16, 2011

beaver dam

A very hairy vagina that has become wet for any reason.

Hey check it out, I made your mom's beaver turn into a beaver dam!

by El Pablo August 10, 2006