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Based

A term for young, usually black, in the closet gay males who want to express their inner femininity whilst still being considered straight.
Person 1: Damn dude, fluffy boots, skinny jeans AND a pink beater? u gay..

Based Guy: Fuck you I ain't gay I'm BASED!
by dblockindabuildin January 19, 2011
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homie 1: are u aite der bwoi
homie 2: ye im based
by Mc Magic August 27, 2005
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baked goodz

When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"

This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act of spite.
"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"

"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."
by Joe from Mint February 8, 2008
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Baked Ziti

The culinary taste sensation arisen from the aftermath of a good high: AKA "the munchies", that results in the conclusion that ziti contains a divine splendor of which no other food comprises. This coincides with a yearning to savor the taste, for which doesn't present much of an issue because you will more than likely have a strenuous time masticating. Baked ziti is often ingested with brownies, but is not limited by or exclusive to.
This baked ziti was truly crafted by the gods themselves. It's like a never-ending orgasm in my mouth.
by ChiztheWiz January 24, 2011
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Based

Based on what?
Based on the hardware that's installed in it
by Some wack in High school October 27, 2020
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fake-baked

sunless tanning in a booth (not spray on or lotion).
look how red she is, its january, she obviously fake-baked.
by jenn g February 2, 2005
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Baked

the process of tanning whereby skin color is darkened due to exposure to UV rays from sunlight or artificial sources
spends day at the beach

Dude you look baked
by purple_plum July 3, 2019
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