Base on balls

Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.

Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.

by Stormstopper October 01, 2011

base cadet

Someone affiliated with the military who spends all their time on the base and hardly ever ventures out into the world outside. Common in remote/overseas locations.

Dude, Mark and his wife will never go downtown with us, they're total base cadets. I bet they're at Anthony's Pizza right now.

by caytinator January 24, 2011

22nd Base

when you take a monkey Put it on a Frisbee a throw it in to girls Pussy

Josh:Man i went to 22nd base last night with sarah.
Jake:thats fucking disusting ,Shes fugly

by Pwnstarr September 25, 2007

111th Base

Utilizing at least five flounders to penetrate yourself (anally, vaginally, or otherwise) while whipping a Viking in a wetsuit to climax with your left hand, groping groups of children dressed as Danny DeVito with your right hand, eating out a porpoise by accident, stimulating a vibrator with your left foot, and petting a faux-British butler named Alfrench with your right knee, all to the rhythm of a dubstep remix of ABBA's hit song "Dancing Queen"

Frank: So outside the convention hall last week, I heard the two guys running the dentistry booth planning to reach 111th base. What the hell is that?
Jeff: 111th? The triple one is the deepest expression of human love and depravity in existence. It is the truest essence of sex. It involves Danny DeVito.
Frank: Oh god, that's sick.
Jeff: Yes, yes it is.

by Esprit d'internet May 30, 2012

Base Bacteria

Bacteria on the base of ones penis. species Bacteriuos baseous. This species of bacteria migrates to the base of ones penis from either the anus or meatus.

George "No I didn't was my hands after I peed, I only touched the base of it"

Candice "Dude haven't you ever heard of base bacteria?"

by itsmeforunow November 23, 2009

Reg base

Short for "regular basis."

Dave: You gotta step up your game up and lay the pipe

Tim: I am, dude. I get pootie on a reg base

by shlabmaster69 May 20, 2010

catch base

To catch up with someone in a sexual manner. Implies you want to catch up to base (1-4) with base being making out, to 4 being a home run (sex).

'Hey Paul, would be great to catch base with you soon.'

'Fuck off Mike, I'm married'

by Isitapotato March 18, 2017