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22nd Base

when you take a monkey Put it on a Frisbee a throw it in to girls Pussy
Josh:Man i went to 22nd base last night with sarah.
Jake:thats fucking disusting ,Shes fugly
by Pwnstarr October 8, 2007
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Based

You know that half of the vernacular that most people probably the result of some illiterate motherfucker saying a word wrong and people just adopting it because the either are also illiterate or are some kind of sheeple follower.
That guy is based as fuck.

You mean biased? Because the in which context the word is being used suggests that you meant "Biased"... Based is like "Based on a true story" it's derived from another thing. Just like transgenders using the word "Valid". It's just people trying to destroy a language they don't understand because they don't want anything to mean anything. Why? Because is definitions are concrete then you can't weasel your way out of situations were the words you use create consequences for the choices you make.
by Hym Iam December 5, 2020
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111th Base

Utilizing at least five flounders to penetrate yourself (anally, vaginally, or otherwise) while whipping a Viking in a wetsuit to climax with your left hand, groping groups of children dressed as Danny DeVito with your right hand, eating out a porpoise by accident, stimulating a vibrator with your left foot, and petting a faux-British butler named Alfrench with your right knee, all to the rhythm of a dubstep remix of ABBA's hit song "Dancing Queen"
Frank: So outside the convention hall last week, I heard the two guys running the dentistry booth planning to reach 111th base. What the hell is that?
Jeff: 111th? The triple one is the deepest expression of human love and depravity in existence. It is the truest essence of sex. It involves Danny DeVito.
Frank: Oh god, that's sick.
Jeff: Yes, yes it is.
by Esprit d'internet November 10, 2012
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Base Lame

A word that is commonly used in Wc3 Footies Elite, this word means to attack some ones base when they have towers up. After towers are gone you may attack the base however it is extremly bunk i wouldnt reccomend it.
" OMFG IM BEING BASE LAME WHAT A NOOB"
- Useing animate the dead on base
- useing morts/seige engines
by c(o.Oc) -JuMpY- June 26, 2009
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Base 2.5

Base 2.5 uses powers of 2.5 for the numbers, it is considered binary and Base 5 at the same time.
Oh look! Base 2.5 isn't used! What a bad day!
by MandullorTheBEEKER October 31, 2021
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base cereal

The healthy cereal put at the bottom of the cereal bowl used as a base for the sweet, unhealthy cereal added above it. Used by mothers to get at least get some nutrients into the diet of their children.
To little Charlie's disappointment, he could not have an entire bowl of Sweet Pops as his mother required him to have the tasteless but nutritious base cereal as part of the mix.
by sparkuss June 18, 2011
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catch base

To catch up with someone in a sexual manner. Implies you want to catch up to base (1-4) with base being making out, to 4 being a home run (sex).
'Hey Paul, would be great to catch base with you soon.'

'Fuck off Mike, I'm married'
by Isitapotato March 18, 2017
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