now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Badger Basher

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.

“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”

by anonymous January 2, 2025

Badger Basher

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.

“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”

by anonymous January 2, 2025

Badger Basher

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.

“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”

by Journalistjack January 2, 2025

as rough as a badger’s arse

Used when describing the feeling the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

“I’m so hungover! I feel as rough as a badger’s arse!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 15, 2025

Stink Badger

When you're scratching your ass vigorously and an accidental slip of the hand causes your finger to slip into your asshole

Ed shared his excitement of finding the elusive Stink Badger with Fabian by wafting his finger towards his face.

by Wolfballz July 24, 2025

Orange badger

when your having sex with a liberal and before you finish you whisper Trump is your president in there ear and hold on

I was on a date and went back to her house and gave her an orange badger

by Bigbigk August 24, 2025