Bad Bacon

Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!

"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"

by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012

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Bacon Umbrella

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.

Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.

by MilkingBerry May 9, 2016

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Bacon Fluffernutter

Donut + Bacon + Peanut Butter + Marshmallow = Diabetes

Dude: I had a bacon fluffernutter at the Minnesota State Fair.
Dudette: WOW, and you lived to tell the tale??!!

by “Sneaky”Gay December 14, 2019

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Panty bacon

When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon

Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.

by Mrs.frizzells chode May 13, 2018

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Bacon rejects

A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.

Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?

Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

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