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Who asked

A rhetorical question, often used by the toxic people in our day.
When people use the phrase “who asked?” It could be because
the person is not interested in what you are saying or simply
because they want to be narcissistic in their opinion or
just want to bring you down with a toxic blow when all you
Wanted to do is to share a conversation. Below is a list of examples
to defend yourself from this unoriginal and nonsensical phrase.
Example 1:
Jim:I have completed all my homework in a day!
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:No one asked whether I asked.

The ultimate defense.

Example 2:
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:Does anyone have to ask?

Hit it to them straight to their face and they’ll have their mouths strapped in no time.
by MargarineDub February 3, 2023
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Ask

Something I didn't do.
by TheGaytor April 23, 2021
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Ask him out

Ask ur boy crush out and confess love to him so u can get together and they have to say yes no matter what
Me:look ask him out
😍:umm u like me
Me:yeah but u can't say no
😍:sure
by Ask ur crush out him January 24, 2024
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Today is the day to shoot your shot.
Ask your crush out and it's okay if they regret you.
Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out

You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!
by Dxsy November 15, 2020
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Ask the cow!

The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.
by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024
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no one asked

A very useless comeback.

When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.
Random person: Guys... my family died so i'm not gonna be here for a few days
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓
by anonymous August 4, 2023
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Ask Crush To Date You Day

October 4th, Ask Your Crush Day, This Can Be Used In Many Places Like, School, Work, And Many More
I’m Ask My Crush On Prom On Ask Crush To Date You Day
by luvzayan On Tiktok! October 3, 2021
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