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Tim Maguire

A god like figure. A fatherly figure to all of his students, his powers put you in a love spell where you get lost in his beautiful eyes.
I saw tim maguire and immediately fell for his sexy body.
by The station predator August 21, 2021
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Tim B

Goes through a depressed phase once every 6 months. Goes through at least 16 cans/bottles of soft drink a day.
Person 1: What's good bro?
Person 2: *depressed music* waah *sips soft drink*
Person 1: Stop being such a Tim B bro...
by BJ-The-DJ May 21, 2023
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Tim Ninja

Like a true friend he gives a shit 5% of the time, raises hell 30% of the time, and can piss you off 65% of the time. But good time,Promise
by TeeJ2319 July 2, 2021
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Tim Tebow

A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.
I was with this girl last night and I totally Tim Tebowed her!
by Adam RD October 20, 2006
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Tim Wolff

He is Batman.
Batman and Tim Wolff are the same person.
by batman26317 February 6, 2010
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Don't be a Tim

The act of butting in, being nosey or walking into other peoples conversations. Walking into important meetings with out being invited and then talking crap.
Dude get out of my doorway and don't be a Tim.
by always angry midget September 30, 2011
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Tim

Arrogant @$$hole with the clap in his world record-breakingly ASIAN wanker who gets on urbandictionary.com and adds definitions to his very effing name, such as "has a massive schlong" and simply "awesome" when really his dick is so dirty he has caught computer viruses. He may be a damn-near-grown black guy with a queer-ass faux-hawk with a cum-colored racing stripe down one side. Yeah... I went there, Tim. >:(
So for all you super-insecure Tims out there who attempt to cover for you ASIAN wankers with lame lies on urbandictionary, remember just this one thing:
It's down the road, not across the street when you cut your puny tweety-bird wrists. Make it count kids!
EXAMPLE #1
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, I finally got a MAN that wants the ole money-cat!
Desperate Lady #2: Oh honey, make sure he wears a condom!
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, PLEASE! TIM asked me out! I'm making him wear a HAZMAT suit!

EXAMPLE #2
News anchor: Tonight, in hobo-valley, several homeless men were found dead. Evidence suggest they were all violently raped. However, the CSI team believes the exact cause of death for these men was a overwhelming mix of STD's within Tim's Semen. On a related note, we take you now to the Channel 6 copter who has been following the police squadron closing in on Tim's house... DIE, TIM, DIE! SHOOT HIM!!!
by Professor Actual-Factual December 14, 2010
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