The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
Get the Alyssa's hotpocketmug. Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky is really cool and lovable (Also very gay). Although she is very straight forward and tell you how it is, she still has a kind heart deep down in her. Don’t mistake her kindness though because she can and WILL flash out on anyone and anything that aggravates her. She loves coffee, salad, cucumbers, ice-cream, and her dog Zoey. If you ever get a chance to date her or be with her please treat her with the up most respect and give her unconditional love until you can’t love anymore; she really deserves it.
Dude: Do you know Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky?
Girl: yeah, she’s pretty cool
Dude: she called me dumb
Girl: oh well🤷 ♀️, you probably deserved it
Girl: yeah, she’s pretty cool
Dude: she called me dumb
Girl: oh well🤷 ♀️, you probably deserved it
by ambitious_creepygirl May 25, 2022
Get the Alyssa Jade Dubrawskymug. Alyssa she does not take shit from anyone when she dosent like some thing she will tell u straight up she is not one to fight but will if she has to she is bubbly an a light of joy when she's around your sure to have a good time
Student-1
alyssa not here who going to máke this class fun
Student-2 your right i wonder where she's at
alyssa not here who going to máke this class fun
Student-2 your right i wonder where she's at
by María1019 July 3, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. An indian girl with a crooked eye
by imaginebeingatoe June 17, 2022
Get the Alyssamug. She also has the bluest eyes in the world, and the sweetest heart you could ask for. If you ever need help with anything you can just ask her and she will know what to do. She is very good at showing affection but when it comes to suprises, she’s not the best at secrets like that but that’s okay. She makes up for it with her beautiful looks and perfect personality
by Urbanelizard464 November 5, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. Girl that is bound to be with a man know as Ronald. Commonly known as a woman who bitched Owen atkins
by Bennidicto June 6, 2023
Get the Alyssamug. The type of person that gets mad at all the small things. Yells when things doesn’t go her way, and complains just because she loves attention. It gets worse. She smells bad, and has a bun that makes her look like Olive oil from Popeyes. Somehow, the color blue also looks green. If you find an Alyssa at a bar or anywhere else, make sure to run away
by Ksalami November 23, 2021
Get the Alyssamug.