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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
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Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky

Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky is really cool and lovable (Also very gay). Although she is very straight forward and tell you how it is, she still has a kind heart deep down in her. Don’t mistake her kindness though because she can and WILL flash out on anyone and anything that aggravates her. She loves coffee, salad, cucumbers, ice-cream, and her dog Zoey. If you ever get a chance to date her or be with her please treat her with the up most respect and give her unconditional love until you can’t love anymore; she really deserves it.
Dude: Do you know Alyssa Jade Dubrawsky?
Girl: yeah, she’s pretty cool

Dude: she called me dumb
Girl: oh well🤷 ♀️, you probably deserved it
by ambitious_creepygirl May 25, 2022
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Alyssa

Alyssa she does not take shit from anyone when she dosent like some thing she will tell u straight up she is not one to fight but will if she has to she is bubbly an a light of joy when she's around your sure to have a good time
Student-1

alyssa not here who going to máke this class fun

Student-2 your right i wonder where she's at
by María1019 July 3, 2019
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Alyssa

is ur eye crooked? thats so alyssa
by imaginebeingatoe June 17, 2022
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Alyssa

She also has the bluest eyes in the world, and the sweetest heart you could ask for. If you ever need help with anything you can just ask her and she will know what to do. She is very good at showing affection but when it comes to suprises, she’s not the best at secrets like that but that’s okay. She makes up for it with her beautiful looks and perfect personality
Damn there’s Alyssa, I wish I could get me an Alyssa
by Urbanelizard464 November 5, 2018
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Alyssa

Girl that is bound to be with a man know as Ronald. Commonly known as a woman who bitched Owen atkins
Alyssa needs to slurp on hanks dick
by Bennidicto June 6, 2023
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Alyssa

The type of person that gets mad at all the small things. Yells when things doesn’t go her way, and complains just because she loves attention. It gets worse. She smells bad, and has a bun that makes her look like Olive oil from Popeyes. Somehow, the color blue also looks green. If you find an Alyssa at a bar or anywhere else, make sure to run away
Oh she has 1,000 red flags? Guessing her name is alyssa
by Ksalami November 23, 2021
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