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Alaskan chocolate bar

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth
“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”
by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022
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Alaskan thunder cunt

When you put Ice pack on your cunt then fuck a stranger till their dick get soft because of the cold.
Damn Janet, I gave that guy from the club an Alaskan thunder cunt!!!! He was so mad!!!!!
by Alaskan thunder cunt July 2, 2017
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Alaskan Venom Drake

The act in which you ejaculate into a woman’s mouth and then clamp her jaw shut with your hands lean in close and tell her you have an incurable STD. Her body will naturally convulse and then eject the semen through her nasal passage
“Bro you should try the Alaskan venom drake on your girl
by BBOLLIE December 12, 2022
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alaskan air drop

When one ejaculates into a helium filled balloon and releases it into the air.
As the people get weary about the sticky white substance in their hair, billy grinned knowing they received his Alaskan air drop.
by FreezyBweezy October 2, 2017
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Alaskan Mud Flap

When someone else has a trachea hole and you are fucking them deep in their throat, while you are orgasming, your seamen comes out of the other persons trachea hole and lands on your balls.
Bro 1: “Bro did you do the Alaskan Mud Flap?”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah man, my nuts are still sticky!”
by Big Boy Benjamin July 20, 2019
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Alaskan Light Switch

When two people put their asses together so that their assholes are as close as possible then one shits into the others asshole. Then the other person pushes the shit back into the others ass. And the two do so back in forth for the reason of having fecal anal sex. (does not work if you have the runs)
Dude, I totally caught those two chicks doing an Alaskan Light Switch!
by Dirty Dirty 420 July 21, 2009
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Alaskan Hot Pocket

1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.
Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket

Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered
by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009
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