everything men know about women

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we dont talk about bruno

We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no
We don't talk about Bruno, but

… It was my wedding day (it was our wedding day)
We were getting ready, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky (no clouds allowed in the sky)
Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin (thunder)
You telling this story or am I?
I'm sorry, mi vida, go on

… Bruno says, "It looks like rain" (why did he tell us?)
In doing so, he floods my brain
Abuela, get the umbrellas
Married in a hurricane
What a joyous day! But anyway

… We don't talk about Bruno, no, no, no
We don't talk about Bruno

… Hey, grew to live in fear of Bruno stuttering or stumbling
I can always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling
I associate him with the sound of falling sand, ch ch ch
It's a heavy lift with a gift so humbling
Always left Abuela and the family fumbling
Grappling with prophecies they couldn't understand
Do you understand?

A seven-foot frame, rats along his back
When he calls your name it all fades to black
Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams (hey)

… we dont talk about bruno no no no
We don't talk about Bruno

… He told me my fish would die, the next day, dead (no, no)
He told me I'd grow a gut and just like he said (no, no)
He said that all my hair would disappear
Now, look at my head (no, no)
Your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read

… He told me that the life of my dreams
Would be promised, and someday be mine
He told me that my power would grow
Like the grapes that thrive on the vine (óye, Mariano's on his way)
He told me that the man of my dreams
Would be just out of reach
Betrothed to another
It's like I hear him, now
Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you

… Um, Bruno
Yeah, about that Bruno
I really need to know about Bruno
Gimme the truth and the whole truth, Bruno
(Isabella, your boyfriend's here)
Time for dinner

… A seven-foot frame, rats along his back
When he calls your name it all fades to black
Yeah, he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams
You telling this story or am I?

… Óye, Mariano's on his way
Bruno says, "It looks like rain"
In doing so, he floods my brain
Married in a hurricane he's here

… Don't talk about Bruno, no (why did I talk about Bruno?)
Not a word about Bruno
I never should've brought up Bruno

by Keqingie January 11, 2022

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You 'n' me how about it?

A cocky pick up line if youre feeling really confident or pissed that night!

hey hes fit! (lookin' at tall dark fit lad wiv tattoos n a really sxi body)

"hey! you n me how about it?"
*wait 4 responce*

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

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to see a man about a dog

"To see a man about a dog" is the cunning inversion of "to see a woman about a pussy" (to have sex with a woman).

Friend 1: "I've got to see a man about a dog..."
Friend 2 : "ah, and a woman about a pussy"
Friend 1: "you know it!"

by fernandomartinez101 October 25, 2011

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Doesn't know dick about Richard

A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.

The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!

by Applepiegirl126 April 16, 2011

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