Alabama Sledding

A man has to lay on the top of a hill naked, his sister/cousin/mother or any blood relative must sit on top of his cock. Than you push down the hill to start sledding, when the bumps hit his cock pushes further into his relative

Hey bro, last week my family and I went Alabama sledding, it was a grand ol' time

by Creator of cochlea March 7, 2019

The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."

"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"

by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019

Alabama Landslide

When a man lays face down in bed with the woman's face between his legs and defacates.

Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide

by DoucheOnAPlane September 11, 2018

Ranburne, Alabama

A Quaint good for nothing little town In BFE Alabama. What was once seceded by Heflin, Alabama is now the trashiest and most nastiest STD ridden, drug abused shanty village ever imagined. The women walk around with sores on their mouths and the guys act like they’re the next Dale Earnhardt and Joe Dirt Butt Baby. Atleast 82% of the females and 3% of males get pregnant before they become a freshman because they think they could be a better mother than theirs was by snorting condoms, eating tide pods, and smoking meth. Not all is bad for the female population believes highly in interracial intercourse where every woman has slept with a black guy but always denies it. Adoption is also believed as a good thing where five families have adopted an African American or not so legal alien

Man, let’s go to Ranburne, Alabama and smoke some meth and catch the clap until our penises melt off.

by YaBoiStickle September 11, 2018

ALABAMA Pizzeria

when a gay man shits in a bush an then a woman goes and sits on it. than the gay men have sex on her on it then beat her till the poo looks like a pepperoni pizza. UM

my girlfriend was involved in an ALABAMA Pizzeria

by sdvf June 4, 2018

alabama donny

a uncanny yute who participates in strange/ paedophilic or insestual activities in the bedroom

‘are you an alabama donny? is that what your on?’

by alabama donny August 20, 2019

Alabama sandwich

When a brother and sister share a sandwich together in Alabama.

Lebron: ay ima have an Alabama sandwich
Timi: ayo that’s jank bro you can’t be fu*king your sister

Lebron: bruv I’m just gonna go and have a sandwich whilst on holiday with my sister

by Diordildo October 14, 2019