The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."

"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"

by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019

Alabama Sledding

A man has to lay on the top of a hill naked, his sister/cousin/mother or any blood relative must sit on top of his cock. Than you push down the hill to start sledding, when the bumps hit his cock pushes further into his relative

Hey bro, last week my family and I went Alabama sledding, it was a grand ol' time

by Creator of cochlea March 7, 2019

Alabama Landslide

When a man lays face down in bed with the woman's face between his legs and defacates.

Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide

by DoucheOnAPlane September 11, 2018

Alabama Trimester

The amount of time it takes from the first push until the woman hits the bottom of the stairs

My ex's Alabama Trimester time was 04.75 seconds! Beat that bud!

by ChubbyChaser2011 April 6, 2011

Alabama Shotgun

When your partner sucks a fart out of your ass then you passionately kiss, inhaling the gas from her lips into your own mouth.

“When she asked me for an Alabama Shotgun, my heart melted. Lovingly, I ejaculated a fart into her mouth. Soon our eyes locked, and our tongues danced, as I sucked the juicy fart from her mouth.”

-Jesus of Nazareth

by Turdgod January 14, 2017

Alabama Derby

When you're fucking your cousin on a horse and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off

person 1:Awww man, my butt hurts so bad after I fell off my horse last night
person 2: were you doing an Alabama derby last night?
person 1: you know it! it was my hot aunt's daughter too...

by I like tiddies March 2, 2019

Baked alabama

A sex move where you take minced onion and ginger drowned in hot sauce and put it in a stretched anal cavity before letting go of the rim of the reciever's ass, letting the mixture remain in their colon till they shit it out

I love baked alabama but it hurts like hell

by Alpharat53 July 25, 2017