Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019

The "Rowdy Round"by Matthew

This is when you're getting beat up really bad in the Matthew stops while you're on the ground and Spins you by your feet and hit you in the face as you spend by him over and over again moving your hands away from your face punch punch punch

Man I can't believe he spun like a top . Such a puss ... He so got The "Rowdy round"by Matthew...! Well shoot, thats what happens when you mess with a Matthew...!!

by Jack's tiny Sparrow January 28, 2019

Round bread

Bread that come in a round from, Other similarlys #breadcake #cob #breadroll #batch #muffin

I would like a cheese round bread please

by Breadmen July 14, 2017

Turq's brown rounds

A chocolate waffle named after its creator can be found at Waffle House Vcu exclusively by asking a waitress only

Mnm... I got walnuts in myTurq's brown rounds now it's like a brownie waffle.

by phynXxX August 22, 2014

rounding

finding something to deal with a breakup
- hooking up with the SO’s best friends
- doing illegal activities (drugs, alcohol)
- going out of your way to get over them

boy: i hung out with shaine last night.
boy 2: oh, so you’re rounding paige?

by depressedboihour August 07, 2020

Rounding

The act of playing poker in multiple locations throughout a city. This is a reference to one of the greatest poker movies of all time "Rounders" a film released in 1998, starring Matt Damon and Edward Norton).

Bro, Bro, Bro, you are a young man, you should be working out, advancing your career, and rounding on weekends.

by dckeys May 31, 2025

Pump heard round the world

A blue pump shotgun fired by Julian Sergi on the eve of February 26th to score an additional 2 points in the revolutionary LEAGUE ; ultimately leading to 19 - 18 victory for the OPRF Moist Buildups.

That was a clutch dub bro but it was no pump heard round the world.

by ChefBwe February 27, 2019