Toe Scissoring

A spontaneous act of celebrating the moment and life in general. When two humans feel the same joy in a situation that transcends reality and want to embrace it, one can shout out the holy words „It‘s time for a scissor crime!“ That’s when both of them strike their toes into the air and connect the toe gap between their two biggest toes with each other. What follows is the true meaning of life.
What a match made in heaven.

„Hey Ferdi! Time for a scissor crime!“

Laura: „Urgh, what are they doing?“

Jonas: „Oh they are just toe scissoring. A spontaneous act of celebrating life. Nothing special. Wanna do it as well?“
Laura: „Sure! Rrukkutwooooo!“

by Rrukkutwo April 10, 2021

toe punch

When a stripper slides a condom over a participants foot; The stripper inserts the foot into herself and begins to ride the participants foot.

“Dude, when we were in Thailand, we took Smith to get his first toe punch!”

by LSDelux July 18, 2018

TOE FRO

Toe fro is a fro (afro) of hairs of your toes...

Woooh look at danz toes! they look so 80s ! Hes got the toe fro from narm!!

by Slim amie July 14, 2015

squeaky toe

When you finger a girl with your big toe right after she has douched, thus leaving your toe squeaky clean and smelling like Garden Flowers or Original Scent.

Friend #1: How was your date with Jessica last night?

Friend #2: It was great! I was playing video games so all I could do is finger her with my toes.

Friend#1: WHOA! Did she give you a squeaky toe?

Friend #2: Mountain Pine scent!

Friend #1: Lucky!!

by LukasKares August 29, 2017

MOE TOE

Another version of the moose knuckle or plum smuggler.

Monty sure had his Moe Toe out today

by darbre2 July 29, 2010

toe inferno

when you stubb your toe so hard you can literally feel it jettison into another dimension with the pain that is a swirling inferno of the little digit

Jim: *stubbs toe*
Jim's toe: DUDE WTF I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN RN I AM LITERALLY IN ANOTHER DIMENSION HOLY SHIT THIS IS TOE INFERNO

by The Last Duck Bender August 6, 2015

Toe-booger

(tōˈboŏgər); noun. The greyish-black substance that amasses between the appendages of a human foot; an accumulation of sweat residue, debris, and/or sock lint that releases an unpleasant odor.

His feet smell terrible! He must have a lot of toe-boogers.

by toebooger May 6, 2012