What the snakes?

To express a feeling of confusion i.e. "What the hell?"

Kid 1: I just made out with a window licker that rides the short bus to school!
Kid 2: What the Snakes?

by moe deca 1200 September 26, 2006

Snake Bombing

The act of posting numerous interesting true snake and serpent facts on the "wall" of ones social networking page. Often times accompanied by pictures and/or videos.

"Man, did you see my Facebook got snakebombed again last night? Damn snake bombing bastards."

by Holykow February 25, 2010

Solid Snake

The most awesome, insane badass EVER!!! Lead character in Metal Gear Solid. Can wield any weapon, kills everyone and can literally walk though a military base unnoticed. And all you STUPID FUCKS out there who think Sam Fisher is better have mnever played Meat Gear before. So try it, I mean most of the people who like Sam Fisher more are 20 year old virgins who played Splinter Cell at you're friends house, you don't know shit about Snake .

Splinter Cell: Hi, I'm Sam Fisher I like to go around and let everyone know I'm here with my bright green lights on my head!

Solid Snake: I'm Solid Snake, I've shot down more big ass robots and terrorists then you have had seconds in your life.

by Solid Snake Jr. February 15, 2009

snake

What they call people from Ardrahan, Co. Galway, Ireland.

Laura: See that bitch ova there? Ailbhe:Ya. Laura: She from mothafuckin Ardrahan. Ailbhe: Oh that snake! She a ass bitch hoe!

by amzngsarah+C-U-T-I-E June 3, 2006

sneaky snake

the art of masturbateing in your room when a family member is in the next room

(Your in your room jacking it)
mom/wife-IM HOME!
you- oh shit(pull up pants fast)
you just pulled a sneaky snake

by ragequiter March 18, 2011

Snake Charmer

The act of rocking back and fourth on the toilet in order to coax a painful stubborn poop out of your butt. You may also wrap a towel around your head and mime a flute in order to get the poop cobra to come out.

Man, after sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes I had to perform a Snake Charmer to get that poop out of there.

by wolfgangkurt March 15, 2011

snake oil

bullshit

by Anonymous February 17, 2003