Ass Salad

When something is so bad that it isn't just ass, it is also salad.

Yea I failed that test, today has been ass salad.

by bigteetsmcgee July 22, 2017

Frumpy Salad

1) A salad that is unpleasant looking in appearance and lacks taste. The lettuce leafs are wilted like an old womans breasts and resemble more of a brown color than green. The leafs are soggy and are hard to chew. Not fresh and crisp. The toppings normally are not fresh either and lacking in taste. The tomatoes are normally soft and squishy and the croutons are hard as rocks. The dressing normally is extra runny with no flavor.

2) Used to describe a salad from a restaurant Amanda chose for us to eat at in OCEAN CITY MARYLAND.

Hey Amanda, I sure hope the crab cakes are going to taste better than this "FRUMPY SALAD" they just served us.

by CITYBOY MADMAX July 23, 2017

Swamp Salad

When you eat somebody's ass after a hot and sweaty day

After a long and sweaty day, I love nothing more than to receive a swamp salad.

by Dusk32 March 12, 2019

Tomatoed a Salad

The act of a Male stuffing his testicles into ones asshole.

Wyatt: How was your date last night
Robbie: Let's just say I tomatoed a salad last night

by SHAZAAAM9970 July 4, 2018

salad dump

When one ingests large amounts of salad, shits it into their bed/resting place, and sleeps in it.

Hey, Dana, I had a bad day. I might be in for a salad dump tonight

by Wetsandwxch February 15, 2019

Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.

Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!

by JackFrogs December 9, 2021

gream salad

when you shit, piss and cream you self at the same time.

person A: dude i just gream salad

person b: what?

by chris_luva February 2, 2022