Schrodingers stoner

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time
Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner
by El papi 305 January 12, 2022
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max stoner

max stoner is a young fella with cute dogs, he also looks like jack from titanic
wspp bbg im max stoner
by wafflehater101 December 22, 2022
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Stoner ballet

A rare occurrence, no photos or videos allowed, this is a sacred event, when everyone in a small group is stoned and slow individual dancing occurs.
We have entered the stoner ballet, no phones allowed!
by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023
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Pullin' A stoner

When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."
I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.
by scumfinder December 11, 2009
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kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout
Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.
by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 30, 2017
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Silent Stoner

A stoner who doesn't talk much when high. Usually because they're lost in their own thoughts, or because they have nothing to say.
Dave: Eric doesn't talk much when he's high.

Michael: Probably cause he's a silent stoner.
by blueberry42 February 22, 2014
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stoner chick

Stoner chick: a women who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears vintage , bohemian or hippie style clothes

By Priscilla/Celly. July/30/2021
I’m dating a chill ass stoner chick
by Celly_belly July 31, 2021
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