Nav-Lag

When using GPS or navigation apps and the app tells you you’re 30 minutes away and still says you’re 30 minutes away 15 minutes into your trip.

Dude! We’ve been driving for an hour and waze still says We’re 30 minutes away. We must have some serious Nav-Lag.

by MayorSnowman February 17, 2020

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Sesh-lagged

The exhaustion you feel when it takes longer than a day to recover from a big night on the booze.

"I am so tired. I'm absolutely sesh-lagged from the weekend."

by Welsh Rump January 03, 2023

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Test lag

The amount of stress and/or exhaustion one gets after doing a test or examination of some sort.

Joe: bro do you want to hang out?
Achmad: I still have test lag from my finals, I think need a week to recover

by Deadeye Uger December 14, 2020

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JIt-lag

When your significant other takes a trip without you and she catches the red eye back to you. You fill her up with jizz and she’s too tired to complain about.

I called my girlfriend in San Francisco and I told her when she gets back to New York she will have some jit-lag.

by Coolsaint3 February 22, 2020

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Slang lagged

When someone's slang is 5 years behind and if they encounter modern slang they will proceed to misuse it and as often as possible. Usually found in sheltered/homeschooled kids, but not always.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Kevin? He was flossing and get this, he thought he was being cool!"
Person 2: "Rip bozo so slang lagged"

by BanHydrogenDioxide August 25, 2022

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