Heaven

The opposite of hell.

I hope I go to heaven and not hell!

by Afnjknjore November 19, 2019

heaven

the sky, especially perceived as a vault in which the sun, moon, stars, and planets are situated.

"Galileo used a telescope to observe the heavens"

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

heaven

a place, state, or experience of supreme bliss.

"lying by the pool with a good book is my idea of heaven"

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

heaven

a state of being eternally in the presence of God after death.

"the everlasting happiness with God that we call heaven"

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

Heaven

Heaven is just a worse version than hell, like why would you wanna go there. You live forever with a old man who you cant even see but somehow hear, and also he has a son name "Jesus" and he is just a fucking jew. Like if your were a natzi and died then they would send you to hell, just cause they are affraid you would kill "Jesus" again.

Go to Heaven is bad.

by S.A.T.A.N June 03, 2021

Heaven

Heaven is funny,crazy and tough she is strong and kind of always in trouble she is super pretty and loyal she ie amazing you always need a heaven in your life

Heaven is pretty asf

by Tiana ross January 12, 2019

heaven

This weird annoying ass bitch in the class, hairline on some non existent shit, looks like she stole her hair style from the bar-code on the back of a bag of lays.Looks like she sucked a bunch of sixth grader cock in her days.IQ is smaller than a god damn atom.

'petey' are heavens boobs fake?

'heaven' fuck you 'punches air'

by Cheesy creasy Batman October 21, 2019