jake the dog

Jake is a yellow talking dog that has stretchy powers that allow him to morph into many shapes and sizes. Jake lives with his best friend Finn in a treehouse located in the grasslands of Ooo. Jake's girlfriend is Lady Rainicorn.

Person 1: Ever seen Adventure Time?
Person 2: Yes I have! Jake the Dog is my favorite character!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because he's voiced by John DiMaggio and he's just so dang funny!
Person 1: Valid points my friend.

by Captain Vince Clortho September 9, 2014

Jake Paul

Well, Jake Paul is an extremely retarded, selfish faggot.

Starr: ew, do you know Jake Paul?
Ben: yeah, I do. Jesus, he's a fucking loser.

by onionringbaloney March 7, 2019

Jake pauler

Another name for a retarded person.

Hit my head off the cement and now I'm a Jake pauler who needs to have his diaper changed every hour.

by Fingerme6969 July 29, 2017

jake bugg

the best thing to be discovered for about the past 15 years with a sound that could be compared to such kick ass artists like donovan, stones or bob dylan, simon and garfunkel etc. he is magical. and hes damn fine. so there's that. he's the whole package and if you're smart you'll keep your eye on him cause he's gonna be huge in a short matter of time.

"hey do you listen to jake bugg?"
"no"
"what are you living for"

by rocknrollwillneverdie September 22, 2013

Jake Paul

Gay

Jake Paul is gay.

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 19, 2018

to pull a jake

verb; to act or behave like a retard in more than one way

to pull a jake: "Man, I got banned on LS-RP for sharing my account. I pulled a jake..."

by gundus September 19, 2016

Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad

Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."

by Julzy168 April 4, 2018