box smasher

A box is aussie slang for a vagina.

Someone who smashes boxes is someone who is very good with females and has sex with them a lot of times.

Lachlan: Are you the box smasher I've heard about?
Macca: Nah mate, I'm just the manager.

by TheRealBoxSmasher May 25, 2016

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Box Payment

When one parrt has handy services to provide for someone and the other party pays in sexual favors.

I've finished cutting the grass may I receive my box payment now?

by Daddi B January 11, 2021

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A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.

Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.

by Soups McGee October 15, 2012

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bank-in-the-box

an automated teller machine (ATM)
also pronounced bank-in-a-box

Hey, let me hit the bank-in-the-box real quick before we go to dinner

by mc88 December 1, 2006

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penalty box

a) where you don`t want to be when playing hockey
b) a synonym used to define a prison or a mental health institution when speaking to extremely small children.

under definition, if you hang out with the wrong crowd, you`ll some day end up in the penalty box.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2015

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