Bag it and bang it

Where someone has a great body but an ugly face so you put a bag over their face and bang it.

Bad hoe
ugly doe
bag it and bang it

"Yo look at dat ass"
"Yeah but that face you nasty..."
"Ill just bag it and bang it!"

by BossManD December 14, 2012

Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you

Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag

by AJ7865 April 23, 2023

glove bag

made popular by singer Ke$ha, this means vagina

Boy come on give me rock stuff, come put a little love in my glove bag

by somechick04 March 29, 2010

Bad Bag

The bad bag is a container made of flexible material that is used to store drugs; or anything that your parents would consider “bad”.

Yo grab the Bad Bag I’m tryna smoke.

“Dude quick! Hide the Bad Bag my mom is coming!”

by ShoT Vortex March 28, 2019

Sass-Bag

One who is full of "sass", and never-ending comebacks. Happens frequently with undisciplined children, always with a smart remark.

Dude, you never shut up. You're a sass-bag bro.

by Chris Magoo 2 March 8, 2011

Bag ketchup

When you go through a drive through, and they ask, "Would you like some ketchup?", clearly you're going to say yes. You know you have a whole bottle at home in the fridge, but it's not the same. Bag ketchup is always warmer, softer, and saltier then your ketchup from the fridge. It's like, a whole new world kind of.....but with ketchup. you should now all know your answer for the next time you get asked "Would you like some ketchup?"

Mom: "Honey there's some ketchup in the fridge if you want any."

Kid: "nah it's chill ma, I got a load of bag ketchup right here!"

by somedayiwillbeoneless June 5, 2011

Drinking the bag

The act of fucking up, or making a moderately huge mistake.

Origin: Accidentally letting the tea bag dissolve itself in your tea and drinking it afterwards without realizing it

Person1 : "You were really drunk last night.. you puked in my shoe!"
Person2 : "You serious? I don't remember shit, dude..."
Person1 : "Yeah, you really drank the bag, dude!"
Person2 : "Shut up about me drinking the bag, dude!!"

by iamllama89 June 8, 2009