greasy wet boy

Two dudes dressed in salad dressing start rubbing each others thighs in a fierce competitive game to see who exuberant the essence of life first. Whoever produces the semen first has to eat the other players salad dressing drenched clothes.

Me and Adam played Greasy wet boy after our church reunion. Let’s just say Adam isn’t having any Italian dressing anytime soon.

by Tyler Zapp December 10, 2024

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greasy little goblin

a small greasy person who may live in there mothers basment for many years or apartment that is filthy goes to comic con dress up as someone smells of amy schumers crotch area or of sweaty ass when all of these conditions are met you get what is known as a gresy little goblin

greasy little goblin example a man who has lived in his mothers basment for many years

by kratos boy March 5, 2024

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Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.

She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.

by TaintYanker October 16, 2025

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Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011

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Euro Greasy

Nickname for Spanish soccer player Christiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products (or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion).

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating more than Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 14, 2010

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