Pulling the rip cord

when about to have sex with a woman on her period, you pull out the tainted tampon that was in her vaginal canal

Example 1:

Guy 1: "hey man, did you guys get it on last night? I was chatting with her girlfriend and she said there was no chance cuz she was on her period. So we were kind of laughing at you for trying so hard."

Perp/Guy2: "Dude, you underestimate me; she was a little cranky, but once I pulled the ripcord it was all good"

Hence: Pulling the rip cord

Example 2:

Lots of couples enjoy sex on a regular basis, regaurdless of the time of month for the female. Pulling the rip cord is common practice for some.......

by LBlizzy August 20, 2010

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Stop pulling my nuts

Telling somebody to stop teasing or angering you.

Ewen: *poking Robert with a stick*
Robert: "Ewen, stop fucking poking me"
Ewen: *keeps on poking Robert with a stick"
Robert: "Ewen you fuckface! You really got to stop pulling my nuts!"

by spawnerify June 16, 2016

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ass-pulled number (APN)

An price, quantity or amount that an individual uses or includes in a report or price quote, with little or no thought involved beforehand. Derived from the older proverb, "pulling a <something> out of your ass". More commonly used as an abbreviation.

Engineer #1: "Hey, we need a price quickly on the gazebo to finish the estimate, give me an ass-pulled number (APN)! "
Engineer #2: "Yeah, use $20,000..."

by theventman August 12, 2021

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